Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire? Chev Chelios: Check. Doc Miles: But you're cold? Chev Chelios: Check. Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you? Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check! Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life. Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check!