Adventures of Duane & Brando - Battletoads | Текст песни

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Battletoads...
I'm gonna hit you in the face with my big ass fists, 'cause we're the Battletoads bitch and we don't take no shit.
Enemies step up and they get knocked the fuck out! (Pow!)
Knocked the fuck out, so what the fuck's up now?
Punch a bird in the face and use his mouth as a weapon.
Ride a jet to the goal and keep them all guessin'.
How did they do that?
Do what?
Get through that.
Place with the snakes?
I don't know, shit.
We're through that.
We're comin' with the force, and we'll be there soon.
You can't stop us motherfucker, no matter what you do, 'cause we're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent motherfucker, we're the Battletoads.
I told you motherfuckers better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows; you never mess around with the BATTLETOADS.

Here we go.
Round 2, what the hell you gonna do?
When we take the enemy and kick his ass to the moon?
See, I beat the Ice Zone with precision.
Surfed on the river like a man on a mission.
Destroyed the enemies and left 'em all bitchin'.
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen!
See them fuckin' Ninja Turtles ain't got shit on this.
What?!
Whoop their ass, introduce 'em to my fists.
I may be warty, but I got some skill.
I got a bitchin' arm band, and a license to kill.
We're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent motherfucker, we're the Battletoads.
I told you motherfuckers better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows; you never mess around with the BATTLETOADS.

Professor T. Bird with an assignment for you.
It looks like Princess Angelica and Pimple are doomed, unless you hurry hurry hurry go and rescue them soon!
Show the Dark Queen the meaning of what it is we do.
Here we go, now!

We're gonna break down, like a skin disease.
Save Pimple and the Princess from the Dark Queen.
I'm tellin' ya right now, Professor T..
There ain't nobody gonna fuck with me!
Make my way through the stage, I'm a fist of rage!
Just stay the fuck out of my way, okay?
See I'm very pissed off, it's a fucked up day, and in a fucked up way.
I'm gonna mess up your face!
I'll take the bitches on the right, you take the left. (No!)
Kick their ass to the moon, like their ass retarded.
Break through with fortress with style, too. You'll be askin' yourself-.
"What'd I get myself into?"
We're comin' to the rescue like heroes do.
When we make it to the Queen I'll cunt punch her, too.
We're the Battletoads bitch, you'd better watch your back.
I'm gonna lay you out flat like a heart attack! (For sure!)
Down to the right, up to the left.
Bring on them holes, bitch it ain't no contest.
I'm dodgin' and weavin', barely competin'.
Ride on the ramp, and crash through the ceilin'. (Woo!)
There's a hole in the floor. (Watch it!)
Jump over it, it ain't there any more!
I'm comin' through y'all, better know your role.
'Til the Dark Queen ain't the Dark Queen no more.
'Til my broham ain't kidnapped no more.
'Til we find the Princess and tag-team that whore!
Yeah, bring on the rat, and whoop that motherfucker like BOOM.

We're on our way to the Dark Queen's Lair.
We've got to be prepared because we're almost there.
Gonna put her in a state of disrepair.
(Come on!) She's already impaired.
Here we go, haha!
And when we enter the battle, think twice, watch what you're doin'.
One mistake that we make and Pimple and the Princess are doomed!
Don't come over to my s