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Well, here's a man from a business-trip.He comes home, and the first thing he sees - a pair of enormous boots standing at the door! He enters the room and discovers a huge overjacket hanging on two chairs! He runs to the bedroom then and sees a monstrous-size negro lying on his wife! What to do? The man hurries to the kitchen, grabs a frying-pan, runs back into the bedroom and hits the negro right on the ass with it! And that negro turns his head and says: "O'K! I've got it inside!"

Well, once a russian, a german and a french bet on - who could refrain from shitting longer! So, they put them into 3-storeyed building : the russian on the ground-floor, the french - on the first, and the german - on the second. A week passed... The german couldn't stand anymore! So, he made a hole in the floor and shitted himself out into it! The french saw this shit and did the same! The Commission came to examine them. The german's room is clean. The french's is clean but stinky. They came down to the russian's door and knoked at it - silence! They shouted:"Hey! Open up!" And the voice came from behind the door: "Wait! I'm just swimming up!"

- Fantomas, beware! Flying Dick is on the air!
- Ha! Ha! Ha! ...Um, um, um.....

Misha comes to Grisha and says: "Look, they've found a speaking well!" - "Really?" -"Sure! Let's check it! Come on!" So, they came to that well, Misha put his head into the well's opening and shouted: "In the night who's always sick?!" And the well answers: "Dick! ..Dick!.. Dick!" Misha shouted again: " Who's been fucked by elephant?!" The well answers: "Cunt!... Cunt!... Cunt!" Grisha says:" Let me try" and shouts: "Who's stolen our party due?" The well answers: "You!... You!... You!' "Great!" Grisha said "This well knows everything! Bury it to fucking hell!!"

Fuck-end.