- Get a pet, Pat. - Alan, I’ve got a pet. I’ve got a cat! - That terrible black cat outside? - Terrible? - That smelly cat? - Alice is an elegant cat. - Mm. Well, perhaps that cat at the back isn’t Alice. - Alice! Puss-puss! Alice! Alice, you haven’t met Alan. Puss-puss!... Now Alan, this is Alice. - Yes, Pat (sniffs). Yes, that’s Alice.