WhyNotMe - Big fat Bastard | Текст песни

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BIG FAT BASTARD
Sorry guys I can't come today,
that is all we hear that motherfucker say
I need some time to watch tv
my dog ate my homework
and my father is at sea

Sorry guys I can't come today,
why don't you tape it so i can watch you play,
everyday, that you say you're away, you're at home,
you fucking laying-hen, you fucking laying-hen

Where the hell is the Big fat bastard,
nowbody knows,
he's always at home,
thats why we ain't doing shows.

Where the hell is the Big fat bastard,
nowbody knows,
he's always at home,
thats why we ain't doing shows.

Sorry gays I can't come today,
that is all we hear that motherfucker say
My brother is having a party just for me,
I would like you to come,
but you are not my family

Sorry guys I can't come today,
I popped my knee and I got bills to pay
There's a beer in my rear,
what the hell's it doing there,
oh yeah, am I a queer?

Where the hell is the Big fat bastard,
nowbody knows,
he's always at home,
thats why we ain't doing shows.

Where the hell is the Big fat bastard,
nowbody knows,
he's always at home,
thats why we ain't doing shows.

I am the Big fat bastard,
so now you know,
I am always at home,
Whynotme's all alone.

I am the Big fat bastard,
so now you know,
I am always at home,
Thats why.

Words & music by Whynotme