Unicorn Hole - midi instrument number seventy nine of time | Текст песни

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• Unicorn Hole
• midi instrument number seventy nine of time

hey link, get off your butt, grow a pair of deku nuts
first save the deku tree, you tree huggin hippie
stop playing with your deku stick, and raid that spider bitch

don't call me fairy boy, you horsey whore
bitch please! i've got the master sword
side-hoppin hyrule field, straight for gannondorf
bitch please! i've got the master sword

seven years pass...
link awakens, now complete with pubes
can't stop thinkin about zelda's boobs
but they can wait, i'm goin fishin
i would relax but, navi won't stop bitchin
back to work, slay the phantom and the dragon
if i don't hurry those boobs will be saggin
the water temple is full of link's tears
cause it cost him another seven years
shadow and spirit, collect more hearts and shit
visit the great fairies and their triangle tits

storm into gannon's castle, sword into gannon's asshole
i am the king of hyrule, my name is link and i rule