UnderFell Sans and Papyrus Song - -Rap by JT Machinima- - To The Bone''(UF-version_By-Baterka) | Текст песни

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• UnderFell Sans and Papyrus Song - -Rap by JT Machinima-
• To The Bone''(UF-version_By-Baterka)

P: SANS, SANS? WAKE UP!
S: wha-what is it dude?
P: A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!
S: Really? you got a bone to pick with him?
P: UGH- NO TIME FOR PUNS!
S: come on, that was a real 'Rib Tickler'. ay!
P: UGH...ENOUGH!
S: alright, Here we go again.

P: WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND,
S: How was the fall?
P: IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUND,
S: Give us a call.
P: WE DONT SEE HUMANS OFTEN,
S: Were happy you just dropped in.
P: I'LL BE SO POPULAR, WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN!
S: Hey Papyrus, mind your manners!
P: CAN IT, SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTER!
S: Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric.
P: YOUR JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC!
S: Call me whatcha want, I got thick skin.
P: ANOTHER BAD JOKE, AND IM FINISHED WITH HIM!
P: WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULEST KIND!
S: To mess with us, takes alot of spine!

S & P: WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMNATION, BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS! YOU MENT BETRAYED US AND LEFT US BURNING, ONE DAY WE MAKE OUR WAY TO THE SURFACE! THROUGH ALL YOUR DREADFUL YOUR SINS WILL FOLLOW, YOUR CONSEQUENCES AREN'T EASY TO SWALLOW. YOU BEAT REAL MONSTERS, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW! YOU CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE!

P: REALLY SANS?
S: What?
P: THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN?
S: Yep.
P: YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY... CLEVER.
S: Heh, thanks buddy.

P: YOUR STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND,
S: Thanks to the fall.
P: GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT,
S: Prepare to brawl.
P: YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US,
S: Or turn us all into dust..
P: IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL?
S: Or full of LOVE?
P: I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!
S: Test the human with one of your puzzles!
P: BRILLIANT SANS, THAT WILL EVEN BE FUNNELD!
P: I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGETTI!
S: Sounds like the CreepyPastas ready!
P: STOP IT SANS! IM DONE WITH THE JOKIN'!
S: Sounds like somebodys funnybones broken!

S & P: WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMNATION, BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS!

P: I AM THE MASTER MIND, HE'S MY ACCOMPLICE.
S: Your only still alive, because I MADE A PROMISE.

S & P: YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WONDER FOR HOURS, YOU MIGHT EVEN DECIDE TO START TALKING TO FLOWERS, YOU BEAT REAL MONSTERS, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE!

P: SOMEDAY ILL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD, WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HARD?

S: Look if im bein' honest, my brother ain't nothin but harmless. I know you, I know thatcha want. You'll get much more then sans then a font. The deeper you go, the messier it gets, if I had it my way, YOU'D ALREADY BE DEAD. Kidding! if you couldn't tell, I get so bored I amuse my self.

P: DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND,
S: Your all alone.
P: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW,
S: Your kinda boned.
P: IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON,
S: you will know neolisem.
P: DONT MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS,
S: Their scared of tiny children!
P: YOU COME'D FAR, BUT SOON YOU STUMBLE! WHEN I STUMP YOU, WITH JUNIOR JUMBLE!
S: Not so sure you'll get em' with that.
P: ALAS, I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

(Trombone Noises)

P: LEAVE ME ALONE!
S: You know I got a knack, for the trombone!
P: ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE!
S: But ain't two skulls better then one?

S & P: WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMNATION, BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS! YOU KNOW YOUR STORIES AREN'T EVEN TOLD, WE CAN PLAY AGAIN, IF YOU SELL YOUR SOUL.

S: I've got my eye on you so you just watch it, ill find and scare tons thats inside your closet.

S & P: YOU BEAT REAL MONSTERS, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY, DOWN TO THE BONE!