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Carla: I've had it up to here. So let me make it very clear. Because I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess. I come from Puerto Rico?
Turk: Yes?
Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!
Turk: Don't make a big to-do. I was simply testing you
Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "blaxican"?
Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth
Carla: Well, I need a little proof. So list all you know about me, or no sex again
Turk: Uh... Let's see... Your name is Carla
Carla: Oh, yes
Turk: You are Latina
Carla: Impressive
Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead. And, wait - I got it! Three sisters!
Carla: Turk!
Turk: Two sisters? Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!
Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name?
Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who gets mixed up.
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!
Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican!
Boo-ya!
Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?
Turk: The thing is guys remember facts. Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three! And that is why our brains are maxed. And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!
Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man
Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're...
Carla: Dominican!
Turk: You're not staying home from work
Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk?
Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins
Carla: Then I'll return to work today! Now, you're sure that that's okay?
Turk: I say "SEE" - which is "yes" in Dominican! And Puerto Rican!
Carla: Turk!
Turk: But you're Dominican!