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• There's No Team In Teemo

Five v five
On Summoners Rift
Ranked Solo queue
And I'm fourth pick - I'm top
I can't stop to think
The clock's running out
I go on instinct
And I pick the Swift Scout

And all that's left is mid
And the decision for the position will be made by a kid - he asks:
"Who will I play? I can't play mid..."
"Hurry up boy, Just take your pick" - you got
Janna, Orianna, Mordkaiser, Morgana
LeBlanc, Ryze, Cassiopeia, Tristana
He picks Evelynn
Everybody's flaming him
Saying with his troll champ
We just can't win

Please don't feed the enemy team
Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my livestream
Just stay in front of me protect me and throw out all your CC
I'll carry this game to victory

I'm in game
and I'm against Jarvan IV
But it doesn't look like
He's ever played before
He's invading blue
Soloing me and Nunu
I take him down for first blood
And he calls me noob
He even has a skin for Jarvan IV
That makes it a Jarvan IV skin
He should just stay at his fountain
Cause when I play Teemo - I play to win

I'm getting fed now
Another enemy slain
I gotta help bottom out
It's an AP vayne
She's trollin'
She just shouldn't be playing
She's losing her lane
To Soraka and Draven

Our Taric's DCd
Vaynes got no attack speed
Soraka's spamming Starcall
Draven's making her bleed
I hide in the brush
I'm letting them push
Waiting for an opportunity
To make an ambush

They're coming in
And I jump out of stealth
And with my shrooms and darts
I melt their health - collecting the wealth
Now Trundle's chasing
But it's just his mana he's wasting
I'm slowing with shrooms
And he can't keep the pace

I'm Kiting
And Trundle's trying to rabid bite me
And Jarvan IV cataclysms
But I'm like lightning
I flash away, 10 HP
He forgot to ignite me
But despite my might
My team just can't fight

Please stop feeding the enemy team
Cause you're gonna make me look bad on my livestream.
Just stay in front of me protect me and throw out all your CC
I'll carry this game to victory
x2

I vote no to another surrender vote
My team keeps saying that we'll lose but I know we wont
I'm too fed
Though Evelyn's spent more time dead than alive
And without Taric we're 4 v 5

There ain't much time cause they're going to Nashor
But with mine and Nunu's W's we might get there faster
We're too late
It's a two-man gank
And Nunu's gonna be a hero and tank
And absolute zero while I flank

He drops their HP
And in seconds it's a Pentakill for me
The game has turned
And now it's easy to see
Baron steal - Ace - and that's GG

Thanks for feeding the enemy team
Cause you made me look awesome on my livestream
In the right hands Teemo is OP
And he carried this game to victory
x2