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Lefthandness – is it a gift of a curse
I’m left-handed. Am I a genius or fool?
Do I function the same of differently?
In comparison to the right handed majority

Lefthandness – is it a gift of a curse
I’m left handed. Am I a genius or fool?
We are few. Surviving in this hostile world
Designed for the right-handed. Lefties have just to adapt

This world is dangerous for our kind
Left-handed aliens among right-handed earthlings
How do I use my left hand?
How the fuck do you use your right hand, huh?

“Are you really left handed?”
“Do you use your left hand all the time?”
“Show me how you write!”
“Is it true that you think differently?”

What?!

Right-handed are so narrow minded
Can’t accept the existence of lefties
We’re like clowns to them
But we’re not the source of fun
We only try to survive

Statistically speaking,
We’ve been through a genocide
Of teachers forcing us to write
Using our right hands

We also live less
We are accident-prone
Fuck that Samsung phone
With the curve on one side
It’s impossible to use!

There’s a good way of escaping this useless rant
We just have to blame ambidexters for their skills.
It’s like 0.2 Percent of them in this world.
I wonder how the fuck do they use
Both hands at the same time.

Blame ambidexters!
For everything