Sharm - The PuG Song | Текст песни

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• Sharm
• The PuG Song

Looking for one more DPS for Heroic Mech,
Don’t know anyone in my group - but oh what the heck!
At the summon stone, But I’m all alone -
And there’s horde here… Got my cursor on Fear.

Half an hour later we’re all inside the instance.
“Tank get out of Beserker go in Defensive Stance.”
“But I’m DPS!” he admitted as he got 1-hitted.
Lol we’re gonna wipe.

Got the marks all sorted now:
X is Sap and Moon is for Sheep.
But the mage is AFK,
Think we’re gonna be doing this all day!

Ninja pulls, I want that Primal Nether.
Priest just needed leather and then Hearthstoned…
Mana Break please! Have to beg on my knees.
Hunter says: “Excuse me but has anyone got food for my pet…?”

Party Chat has turned in to royal slagging match.
Lost the Tank and I can’t see him on my bloody map.
He forgot to repair, I don’t think he’s aware
That its not cheap - He is gonna weep.

Why are you telling me how to
Play my class I’m not from E-Bay!
So just stop whispering me in combat,
Or else I’m gonna spam you all the way to Judgement Day!

Ninja pulls, I want that Primal Nether.
Priest just needed leather and then Hearthstoned…
Mana Break please! Have to beg on my knees.
Hunter says: “Excuse me but has anyone got food for my pet…?”