[Scrubs] - 08. I'm Dominican (by Turk and Carla ) | Текст песни

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• 08. I'm Dominican (by Turk and Carla )

Carla: I've had it up to here

So let me make it very clear

Because I swear I'll never clue you in again

Every time that you profess

I come from Puerto Rico --

Turk: Yes?

Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!

Turk: Don't make a big to-do

I was simply testing you

Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's \"blaxican\"?

Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth

Carla: Well, I need a little proof

So list all you know about me, or no sex again

Turk: Uh... Let's see...

Your name is Carla

Carla: Oh, yes

Turk: You are Latina

Carla: Impressive

Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead

And, wait -- I got it!

Three sisters

Carla: Turk!

Turk: Two sisters?

Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!

Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name?

Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game

Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again

But it's not just me who gets mixed up

By all this crazy ethnic stuff!

Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican!

Boo-ya!

Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?

How long before we met was I in medicine?

Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?

Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk: The thing is guys remember facts

Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three!

And that is why our brains are maxed

And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!

Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're...

Carla: Dominican!

Turk: You're not staying home from work

Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk?

Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins

Carla: Then I'll return to work today!

Now, you're sure that that's okay?

Turk: I say \"¡Sí!\" -- which is \"yes\" in Dominican!

And Puerto Rican!

Carla: Turk!

Turk:

But you're Dominican!

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