Russ Mason - Prep Rap (1981) | Текст песни

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• Russ Mason
• Prep Rap (1981)

Prep Rap preppy dappy dippy
that dip slip slop
I can’t stop rapping to uptown downtown crosstown cookies
like to boogie to the preppy rap sound

well what you hear is not a joke
I can do the rap thing too.
I can say of lot of nothing words
as some other guys like to do.

I live on the upper east side
in a townhouse with a staff.
I got a live in-maid, a butler and valet
who lays out my clothes draws a bath.

my girlfriend is a spiffy little clippy [ Cliffie (Radcliffe College) ]
and her name is biffy MacAdoo
her fathers very wealthy
he owns vermont and a chunck [ chunk ] of New Hampshire too.

I wear alligator shirts, she wears A-line skirts
and a circle pin on her lapel
and on our feet we got Sperry TopSiders
because they're classy and they look real swell

Hear me talking now, Sasson, Jordache
we don’t wear designer jeans
while they fit rather well, they look like hell
we get khakis from L.L. Bean's

And on summer vacation we go to Nantucket
were we sail or we fish in the sea
when it snows we grab warm clothes
and go off to Colorado to ski

Hear me say,
I got a B.A., M.A., PhD.
I’m a Phi Beta Kappa and a Summa Cum Laude
dissertation on Thackeray

I’m the first athlete to go through Harvard
on a scholarship of playing bridge.
I’m a grand slam man, and I don’t give a damn
if I’m stuck with a one club bid.

Speaking of school, I’m nobody's fool
I minored in Philosophy
\"L'enfer c'est les autres,\" said Jean-Paul Sartre
and brother I do agree

Get away..........

[ (musical interlude) ]

Now Biffy's got a sister, her name is Libby [and] she's studying acting at Yale
During bright summer days, Libby'd sit in the shade
Cause she says, \"I'd rather be pale.\"

[ Yes, Libby's is great, and make no mistake, she lives up to the name MacAdoo.
She wears navy espadrilles, matching belt--little whales--
and the occasional spray of Jontue. ]

Libby's got a boyfriend, his name is James
Of ettiquette James is bereft
He seems confused about which fork to use
Or that port is always passed to the left.

[ Now James is quite a guy, you know the reason why?
He's a specialist at fixing foreign cars.
He fixed Mr. MacAdoo's old BMW by adjusting the anti-sway bars. ]

[ Now I don't have a Lincoln Continental or a sun-roof Cadillac
But I do have a little Maserati that [ which ] gets me to the office and back ]

[ Take it Biffy . . . ]

[ musical interlude (longer one) ]

Now Biffy and I we met one summer, studying music at the Sorbonne
We'd spend our days in Left Bank cafes, or strolling through the Jeu de Paume

As [ Ah, ] yes it was love, like hand in glove, cause we're both into music, you see
She likes the heavy Germans like Bruckner and Mahler
I tend to prefer Satie

[ Yes ] We get along fine, we like fine wine - Chateau Figeaq [ Chateau-Figeac ] or Margeaux [ Margaux ]
Or a jeroboam of Dom Perignon to wash down the escargo [ escargot ]

Here me talkin' now -

S.N.O.B. - you think I'm a spoiled brat?
Well I just made this whole thing up
Now what do you think of that?