Resident Evil: Afterlife - Teaser Parody | Текст песни

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• Resident Evil: Afterlife
• Teaser Parody

Ground-shot helicopter girl walking
Girl walking to rubble, fade out.
Girl finds a random field of airplanes.
Wide-shot, same airplanes, cut.
Fade in, bald chick, two swords.
Light her face, she’s not bald, dilate. (dilate)
Find a way to drop
James Cameron’s name in the trailer
Girl running, throwing things at the camera.
Fiery death, keep walking.
Cute puppies! Kill ’em with two shotguns.
Yes, it’s another 3D movie, get ready.
Airplane’s coming, DUCK!
Jump off a cliff with style.
Doors open, fall from vent
Draw your swords. Spin ‘em.
Slice, Slice, Slice.
Fire, roll, aim, red eyes,
Throw your glasses at the camera then dive.
On September 10th, it’ll rain on a girl and a guy with a hammer in slow-motion.
In a new dimension,
Where guys look like that, and girl have shotguns of evil.
And hammers break pillars.
So jump on a window, then flip over bad guy in slow-motion, then strike a pose HUAH!
Running, Shooting, Sploding, Shooting, Running, Shooting,
Hit glass… Wait, is this the Matrix?