Odd Modern - Tipsy Dancer | Текст песни

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• Odd Modern
• Tipsy Dancer

if it weren’t for alcohol I wouldn’t dance at all
ass planted on the wall from doors to last call

walk in and see a sea of cloth and skin
head to the bar, wet my lips before I wade in
shrug off a slew of men and some women
I couldn’t dance with them in the condition I’m in

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my car keys leave my hand and end up in the pocket on the better half of my better half
too drunk to drive, drunk enough to have fun
I’d rather sway my shoulder than to swerve into one

if it weren’t for alcohol I wouldn’t dance at all / I wouldn’t dance I wouldn’t
ass planted on the wall from doors to last call / I wouldn’t dance I wouldn’t

rum and coke one, not having fun
rum and coke two, starting to move
rum and coke three replaced by rum shots
drinks four, five, six, seven and I’m ready to rock

if it weren’t for alcohol I wouldn’t dance at all / I wouldn’t dance I wouldn’t
ass planted on the wall from doors to last call / I wouldn’t dance I wouldn’t
if it weren’t for alcohol I wouldn’t dance at all / I really think I shouldn’t
ass planted on the wall from doors to last call / below .08 I couldn’t
**hold me closer tipsy dancer**