Nostalgia Critic_Les Miserables - Shots | Текст песни

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Shots!

Film is told in a language

With syntax and grammar

Some shots are adverbs...

Others are pronouns

Still others conjunctions

You get the idea

Every shot has its place

Every shot has its place

If you're manning the lens

Don't be so lazy and lame

Every shot will look terribly dull

If a face fills the frame

Look how the camera wiggles and jolts

And it all looks the same

And so it has been

And so it is written

On the gravestone of Eisenstein

That films with shots so bloody boring don't stand the test of time

Shots!

Lord, tell directors how to shoot movies

Make them on paaaaaar

With student films at least

Tell them...how to shoot

How to shoot movie staaaaaaars!