Minecraft Mob Rap - 'The Mob Rap' by JT Machinima | Текст песни

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• Minecraft Mob Rap
• 'The Mob Rap' by JT Machinima

They call me undead
an ABOMINATION
better get yourself prepared
for some ZOMBIE CHASIH

Omce I'm on your tail
I cannot be stopped
i keep slammin' on your door
until i knock it off Arrrghghg

Is one of three words
in my vocab
if i say "Bleh Bleh"
then you made me MAD

And if push me
I push you back
my skin is green
and my heart is black

I'm like a walking corpse
of LEGOLAS
i got a bow in my hand
and i NEVER MISS

I'm a menace
to everybody in the game
you hear me bones "clack Clack"
and a know my name

Cuz i'm a skeleton
you better run
I shoot ya bum PUNCK
just because i think it's fun

If you're outside at night
you should try to hide
i be lookin for ya
while i take a SPIDER RIDE WOOO

Don't mistake me
for a walking penis
Yes i'm shaped like one
but i'm quite egregious

because everybody runs
no one ever hits me
you know if go down
i'm TAKING YOU WHIT ME HISSSSSSS

that's the only
sound i make
And if hear me nearby
then it's probably too late

My massive blast radius
will hit your bum
Say goodbye level 50
hello level ONE

The sun goes down
That's when they get started
they've got one mission
that's to kill the target

Are you the kinda miner
who can fight off
all the mobs

Or are you
Just another noob
who keeps
Creative mode on?