Engineer - Trust me, i'm an engineer | Текст песни

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• Engineer
• Trust me, i'm an engineer

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer!
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer!
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions everywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed!

Trust me, i'm an engineer!
i think we'll put this thing right here
Trust me, i'm an engineer!
what the f*ck did just happened here?
Trust me, i'm an engineer!
with epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, i'm an engineer!
oh shit, i think i'm outta here!

i built a lot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure!
Intruders have no chance!
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this!
no wheel, no tire, no problem!
those part i never miss!
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did?!
you say this is impossible
just like i give a shit!

[text] meanwile in Soviet Russia
[text] meanwile in Russia

i am, an engineer,
and i having good time now
physical calculate?
what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing?
well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first
and then there is your turn
i feel really well
i get paid more than you
cuz i am an engineer
and who are you? repair crew!

my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy!
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road
you say it's bad? but i'm a pro!
i piss in expert mode!
my bicycle is wearing shoes
shovel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say: my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh