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Not for a Hobbit
Not for an elf or a dwarf
Not for a human
Not for a goblin, a troll, or an orc
Only for someone special
Only if magic's in the air

I would go gay for Gandalf
I don't care if he's grey or white or blue
I would go gay for Gandalf
You have no idea the things I'd do
The truth is it can never be
It's just a fantasy...
'cause Gandalf is straight

He does like the ladies
Hetero through and through
Consummately manly
He's not the kind to go for dudes
Maybe I'm drawn to power
Maybe it's all that wisdom
Or maybe the beard

I would go gay for Gandalf
His wizardly smile is all I'd need
I would go gay for Gandalf
And maybe he'd share his famous weed
But it can never be
It's just a fantasy...

But if it all could just be real
I'd rather wander Middle Earth
Having adventures and
Watching Gandalf go to work
Warring evil
And hanging out in Rivendell
Watching out for Smeagol
Protecting all the Hobbitses
I'd cuddle his robes
Get lost in his laugh
And finally alone
All the fireworks will blast

Oh how I'd go gay for Gandalf
I don't care if he's green or white or grey
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go so, so, so gay

Oh how I'd go gay for Gandalf
I don't care if he's grey or white or blue
I would go gay for Gandalf
You have no idea the things I'd do

I'd go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I'd take a handoff from Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf