Caroline Dare - Roast Yourself | Текст песни

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• Caroline Dare
• Roast Yourself

hey Caroline
I don't know why
people subscribe
and even like you

you're super cringey
and I can't believe
you spend your evenings
binge watching youtube

you seem so problematic
why can't you accept the fact that
you won't look perfect
every time you film a video

you're not a pro at make up
never been trough a breakup
you're loser by now
that's you should know

life seems so simple
yet you try so hard to be cool
no wonder why you never
had many friends in school
a huge perfectionist
take a hint at this
listen to my advice
stop failing at life

you can't seem to find
hardly any time
to do music
so you're schooling online
your life's the internet
you're gonna regret
messing up your words
and hastagging #resply

you asked two full grown men
if you could caress their heads
wow you're trash
just get out you filthy rat
so antisocial
it's not like you didn't know
you'll live alone on your own
along with several cats

life seems so simple
yet you try so hard to be cool
no wonder why you never
had many friends in school
a huge perfectionist
take a hint at this
listen to my advice
stop failing at life

what else should I say
I've got a few more things
don't wanna be mean but
okay
if I was completely honest with you
i'm not surprised no one invited you
to parties
you're always sitting in your room
i'm sorry
but it's just the truth

and you're always complaining
about leaving Nashville
the only reason you get views
is because of dan and phil
and oh my goi
your voice cracks more
than preteen boy
and you're really really clumsy
almost fell off a stage
slipped off a treadmill
sore for days
you are the worst snapchatter
you take hours to reply
but for some strange reason
you're always online
now i'm gonna end this roast
thank you for your time
if enjoyed
please subscribe
it'll mean so much to me
if you follow all my links
cause every follower
boosts my self esteem
so yeah this was fun
I bet weren't prepared
but you just witnessed the roast
of Caroline Dare