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Mr. Strider, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you’re the younger brother in this household, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I’m Dave.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of Dave Strider!
Well the first thing I do is…

Pester Egbert (Like a Dave)
Strife with Bro (Like a Dave)
Drop some sick beats (Like a Dave)
Remember birthdays (Like a Dave)
Ironic glasses (Like a Dave)
My own katana (Like a Dave)
Do some blogging (Like a Dave)
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (Like a Dave)
Hit on Harley (Like a Dave)
Get rejected (Like a Dave)
Drown in Smuppets (Like a Dave)
Collect some frogs (Like a Dave)
Find my dead Bro (Like a Dave)
Cry deeply (Like a Dave)
Do some time travel (Like a Dave)
Eat a bagel (Like a Dave)
Thick Texan accent (Like a Dave)
No expression (Like a Dave)
Fifth of AJ (Like a Dave)
Shit on Egbert’s desk (Like a Dave)
Kill my doomed self (Like a Dave)
On my quest bed (Like a Dave)

Oh my God, we are never going to stop fucking with each other, are we.

Pussy out (Like a Dave)
Piss in Egbert’s juice (Like a Dave)
Fight on the rooftop (Like a Dave)
Suck a troll’s nook (Like a Dave)
Score some Boonbucks (Like a Dave)
Walk through dead Daves (Like a Dave)
Drink my own piss (Like a Dave)
Eat Dorito chips (Like a Dave)
Enter The Medium (Like a Dave)
Black out on LOHAC (Like a Dave)
Meet Terezi (Like a Dave)
Fuck her brains out (Like a Dave)
Turn into a bird (Like a Dave)
Fight Lord English (Like a Dave)
Stare into the sun (Like a Dave)
Now I’m dead (Like a Dave)

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you, then.
No doubt.
You stared into the green sun as it exploded and died.
Hell yeah.
And I think at uh, one point there you said something about drinking your own piss.
Nope.
Actually I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Okay, well, this has been eye opening for me.
I’m Dave Strider.
Yeah, I know I got that, you said it about four hundred times.
I’m Dave Strider. [Yeah yeah, I got it!] I’m Dave Strider. [No I heard you, see you later!]

Like a Dave!