442oons - Hwan Mata's Song 2 | Текст песни

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• Hwan Mata's Song 2

Hola! I'm Manseventher's Hwan Mata.
The 'special' sign?
Fuck you!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

When I came here, on a bench I thought I'd be.
But the teamsheet said I play!
Unlike poor old Slippy G.

-I've been here once or twice.
That mighty red marauder
Has slipped down the pecking order!
-Did you say slipped?

- The first half went so well -
I scored a goal in front of the Kop.
Phace Jones smashed a llama in two.
Then Slippy took of his tracksuit top.

-He nearly broke me in half.
When he stepped on Ander's calf.
Gotta feel like a fool!
- A fool? HANG ON A MINUTE!!
- No - you didn't. It was only 48 seconds.

What's the matter you, hey?
Why you stamp - are you thick?
Get off, get on your bike!
While a perform a bicycle kick!

Okay, Studge he may scored.
Shrek missed and Angel hanballed...
But we're going to finish fourth!

Slippy G? Fuck you!
The 'special' sigh? Fuck you!
Louis van Harsh? I love you!